1. "It's interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest." - alter as needed.
2. "Who are you people?"
3. "Who is the leader here?" (They all point) Say playfully to leader, "What qualifies you to be in charge?" "Do you know what alpha means?"
4. "Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes." (Take cute girl by the hand away from the group while everybody's eyes are closed. Do not return.)
5. "You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group. Please prove to me they are mistaken."
6. "Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so's party? The one where the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown."